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studies show that no one has ever found out what the deal is with those hollow spoons you get with mcflurries

It’s so that they can fit on the machine used to mix them. It’s a square metal part with a ridge so that you can snap the spoon onto it, then it…

I used to try and use it as a straw to absorb the ice cream without having to lift the spoon…

So I finally figured out that it wasn’t just house dust allergy that made me sneeze and cough like a rabid cow, I had also caught a cold. The reason I figured it out was that I had spent a whole afternoon cleaning out ALL the dust and yet I STILL wouldn’t stop sneezing blood! Now, staying on subject, I decided to make this concoction to cure my illness. The ingredients are as follows: Chili powder, cinnamon, Corsican honey, crushed garlic, Läkerol, red tea and a splash of gin. I drank the whole thing. It took me about six seconds to realize that this was not one of my better ideas. After six more seconds I was sure it was gonna come back up, but I KEPT IT DOWN LIKE A BOSS! Needless to say, in the future I’m just gonna stick to ginger tea… speaking of which, I told my red-haired boyfriend to buy some ginger of the way home. Now I’m having my ginger bring home the ginger
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So I finally figured out that it wasn’t just house dust allergy that made me sneeze and cough like a rabid cow, I had also caught a cold. The reason I figured it out was that I had spent a whole afternoon cleaning out ALL the dust and yet I STILL wouldn’t stop sneezing blood!

Now, staying on subject, I decided to make this concoction to cure my illness. The ingredients are as follows:

Chili powder, cinnamon, Corsican honey, crushed garlic, Läkerol, red tea and a splash of gin. I drank the whole thing.

It took me about six seconds to realize that this was not one of my better ideas. After six more seconds I was sure it was gonna come back up, but I KEPT IT DOWN LIKE A BOSS!

Needless to say, in the future I’m just gonna stick to ginger tea… speaking of which, I told my red-haired boyfriend to buy some ginger of the way home.

Now I’m having my ginger bring home the ginger

Just in case there is a single person out there wondering why I’m not posting much, I’ll have you know that bar management school is taking up all of my spare- and non-spare time. The endless studies combined with a boyfriend who can’t lift a sock up from the floor, I’m now officially the busiest woman alive.

I just spent the past week being at school all day only to come home and spend the night as a studying housewife, cooking and listening to recordings of the day’s lessons while taking care of laundry, unpacking the boxes (Because YEAH we just MOVED), doing the dishes and drinking infinite amounts of coffee. 

When I actually have time to study, I have to go through THIS

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