Turian Spaceinvader

Tokyo Darjeeling: suchanadorer: martymcfuck: studies show that no one has ever found out...

quarianspaceinvader — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:51:00 -0500

Tokyo Darjeeling: suchanadorer: martymcfuck: studies show that no one has ever found out...:

martymcfuck:

studies show that no one has ever found out what the deal is with those hollow spoons you get with mcflurries

It’s so that they can fit on the machine used to mix them. It’s a square metal part with a ridge so that you can snap the spoon onto it, then it…

I used to try and use it as a straw to absorb the ice cream without having to lift the spoon…

So I finally figured out that it wasn’t just house dust...

quarianspaceinvader — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 09:00:59 -0400

So I finally figured out that it wasn’t just house dust allergy that made me sneeze and cough like a rabid cow, I had also caught a cold. The reason I figured it out was that I had spent a whole afternoon cleaning out ALL the dust and yet I STILL wouldn’t stop sneezing blood!

Now, staying on subject, I decided to make this concoction to cure my illness. The ingredients are as follows:

Chili powder, cinnamon, Corsican honey, crushed garlic, Läkerol, red tea and a splash of gin. I drank the whole thing.

It took me about six seconds to realize that this was not one of my better ideas. After six more seconds I was sure it was gonna come back up, but I KEPT IT DOWN LIKE A BOSS!

Needless to say, in the future I’m just gonna stick to ginger tea… speaking of which, I told my red-haired boyfriend to buy some ginger of the way home.

Now I’m having my ginger bring home the ginger

In order to get rid of my recently obtained caffeine addiction, I’ve decided to switch out the...

quarianspaceinvader — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 07:28:22 -0400

In order to get rid of my recently obtained caffeine addiction, I’ve decided to switch out the coffee for gin. Wish me luck!

Just in case there is a single person out there wondering why I’m not posting much, I’ll...

quarianspaceinvader — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 15:49:27 -0400

Just in case there is a single person out there wondering why I’m not posting much, I’ll have you know that bar management school is taking up all of my spare- and non-spare time. The endless studies combined with a boyfriend who can’t lift a sock up from the floor, I’m now officially the busiest woman alive.

I just spent the past week being at school all day only to come home and spend the night as a studying housewife, cooking and listening to recordings of the day’s lessons while taking care of laundry, unpacking the boxes (Because YEAH we just MOVED), doing the dishes and drinking infinite amounts of coffee.

When I actually have time to study, I have to go through THIS

Disney is perf. I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND QUANTUM PHYSICS.

quarianspaceinvader — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 07:29:17 -0400

Disney is perf.

I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND QUANTUM PHYSICS.

Sex Tip: Cover your boyfriend's penis in chocolate and say "I'm on a diet" and leave the room.

quarianspaceinvader — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:02:09 -0400

wwonderful:

IKMN LAUGINFN sO FCVKIUING HRAD OIHJ MUY GDO

sexcake: sexcake: does anyone else feel 100x sexier when they wear matching bra and undies it...

quarianspaceinvader — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 10:22:59 -0400

sexcake:

sexcake:

does anyone else feel 100x sexier when they wear matching bra and undies

it makes me wanna rip my clothes off and show everyone but apparently that is frowned upon

You are not alone

pissprincess: i enjoy long romantic walks to the liquor store Same

quarianspaceinvader — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 11:09:25 -0400

pissprincess:

i enjoy long romantic walks to the liquor store

Same

ker0seneheartsandbr0kensmiles: themidgardiansongstress: loki-s-...

quarianspaceinvader — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 17:53:33 -0400

ker0seneheartsandbr0kensmiles:

themidgardiansongstress:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

vchrisi:

wingaardiumlevi0sa:

castiel-of-winterfell:

am-biance:

rainbowballz:

closedeyesopenhearts:

Oh.

this is actually pretty beautiful.

NOPE

*screech* never sleeping again.

this was kinda interesting….

irreluhvent: the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say...

quarianspaceinvader — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 14:24:14 -0400

irreluhvent:

the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’

Omg I did that all the time until some awkward moments made me friendzone some people.

pirateypeg: ripleyalenko: GO TEAM MILKY WAY! #the ultimate...

quarianspaceinvader — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 11:57:04 -0400

pirateypeg:

ripleyalenko:

GO TEAM MILKY WAY!

#the ultimate 3

collegehumor: Coffee Taps Make Coffee Come out of Girls’...

quarianspaceinvader — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 05:55:45 -0400

collegehumor:

Coffee Taps Make Coffee Come out of Girls’ Butts

Maybe no coffee for me this morning.

Is it just me or does this: Look a lot like this:

quarianspaceinvader — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 18:46:08 -0400

Is it just me or does this:

Look a lot like this:

I can’t believe it took me six seasons of Supernatural to realize Bobby Singer is named after...

quarianspaceinvader — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 18:37:57 -0400

I can’t believe it took me six seasons of Supernatural to realize Bobby Singer is named after the executive producer Robert Singer… sometimes the truth is just right in front of you.

Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!

quarianspaceinvader — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 17:57:53 -0400

Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!

When your parents are trying to wake you up

quarianspaceinvader — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 11:59:27 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

brochachonacho: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL...

quarianspaceinvader — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 05:49:53 -0400

brochachonacho:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

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sofapizza: hot potato!

quarianspaceinvader — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:57:48 -0400

sofapizza:

hot potato!

fuckyeah-masseffect: Tell me again about your immune system by...

quarianspaceinvader — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 11:51:46 -0400

fuckyeah-masseffect:

Tell me again about your immune system by ~amrrr

thegusto: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys...

quarianspaceinvader — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 06:57:16 -0400

thegusto:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

jesus christ this is the best

Omg I would so be the meat in that sandwich.